strawb3rryshortcak3s:

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He’s a friend 💕💕

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drakeroot:

ID: illustration reference of an anthropomorphic giant centipede, with black and gold cuticle and rust colored accentsALT
ID: A cropped illustration reference of an anthropomorphic giant centipede, with black and gold cuticle and rust colored accentsALT

miles, scolopendra gigantea 💥💣💉

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ch3rrybub:

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🍊Orange Blossom and Marmalade!🍊

Print now available for purchase here!

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kawaiibabeshop:

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💖 Kawaii Shop 💖

Use code “TUMBLR” for a discount

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Tags: food

flameshield:

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

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yourbabymoms:

yourbabymoms:

told my husband i was feeling down, he walks out the room and comes back in wearing a shirt i never seen before that says “wife” with my pictures on it. 😭🥰

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saintsoup:

i hope i frustrate you and you think about me a lot

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Tags: Joshua kiryu

gablehood:

I intend for my hot girl summer to cause a religious schism in Europe.

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qapleulia:

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saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

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ms-demeanor:

knottahooker:

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you’ve got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don’t want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don’t tape your windows, it doesn’t help and you’ll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that’s not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don’t go in your attic. You’ll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can’t hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

What the fuck?

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???? WHAT???

Ngl, “tropical storm in death valley” was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don’t attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don’t attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you’re in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you’ve got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

fill your bathtub/ large containers/ buckets with water so you can flush the toilet if the power goes out. you can check the water level by popping the top off the tank

don’t walk through any standing/flood waters afterwards. they’re nasty and can hide downed power lines

unless there is an emergency do not drive through floodwaters. your car will stall

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demenshah:

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i-am-corbin-dallas:

esterexpositio:

SHREK 2 (2004)

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

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In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

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bucksboobs:

Just once I want there to be one of those big narrative epic games-as-film type video games that forces you to be a faggot. Not “there’s a male romance option” no “optional romances” at all not only is the MC gay, he is having 20 minutes of unskippable gay kissing spread across 80 hours of cutscenes and it is integral to the story and if you skip past the gay kissing you will miss vital plot beats. For the next 400 hours of gameplay you are a homosexual and you are going to LIKE it.

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onlinebeast:

Me: [Wakes up in the Guinea Pig Dimension]

Elder Guinea Pig: You’re awake… You were dreaming the whole time that you were a human, but you’re actually a Guinea Pig

Me: How do you know that

Elder Guinea Pig: What

Me: How do you know what my dreams were

Elder Guinea Pig: Wheek wheek wheek

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memento-morian:

queermatsuda-moved:

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question.
“why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question.
“why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

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catchymemes:

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